Someone was asking me about my class IV comfort level the other day, and my answer was something like "i'm comfortable that i can usually find an eddy to swim to" this inspired me to write Daves International Scale of River Difficulty:
Class I: Easy. Fast moving water with riffles and small waves.
Swimming is pleasant, shore easily reached. Almost all gear and equipment is recovered. Boat is just slightly
scratched.
Class II: Novice. Straightforward rapids with wide, clear
channels which are evident without scouting.
Swimming to eddies may require moderate effort. Climbing out
of river may involve slippery rocks and shrub-induced
lacerations.
Paddles travel a great distance downstream requiring a
lengthy
walk. Canoe hits a submerged rock leaving a ding on
gunwale.
Class III: Intermediate. Rapids with moderate, irregular
waves
which may be difficult to avoid.
Water is swallowed. Legs
are
repeatedly ground against sharp pointy rocks. Several
eddies
are missed while swimming. Difficult decision whether or not
to stay with boat is made. Decision to stay with boat
results in
moment of terror when swimmer realizes they are downstream
of
boat. Paddle is recirculated gently in small hole way
upstream. All personal possesions are removed from boat and
floated in
different directions. Paddling partners run along river
bank
shouting helpful instructions. Boat is munched against
large
boulder hard enough to leave series of deep gouges.
Sunglasses fall off.
Class IV: Advanced. Intense, powerful but predictable rapids
requiring precise swimming in turbulent water.
Swimming may
require 'must' moves above dangerous hazards. 'Must' moves
are
downgraded to 'strongly recommended' after they are missed.
Sensation of disbelief is experienced while about to swim
large drops. Frantic swimming towards shore is alternated
with frantic swimming away from shore to avoid strainers.
Rocks are clung to with death grip. Paddle is completely
forgotten. One shoe is
removed. Hydraulic pressure removes car keys and credit
cards
from zippered paddle jacket pocket. Paddle partners running
along stream look genuinely concerned while lofting throw
ropes 20 feet behind swimmer. Paddle partners stare
slack-jawed and
point in amazement at canoe which is finally stopped by
major
feature. Climbing up river bank involves an inverted tree.
One of those little spring-loaded pins that attaches watch
to
watchband is missing. Contact lenses are moved to rear of
eyeballs.
Class V and beyond: Expert.
Not recommended for swimming.
you should see my rock-climbing difficulty rating system for true naked terror... >:) dave p
Enjoy your rivers.